Jazz Cigarettes
The Store · jazzpiller · Est. Indefinite
Jazz Cigarettes
$20 · Mint + NFT
the sticker. the one that started it. QR to the corner. smack it anywhere. limited 100.
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Jazz Pills™
$50 · Mint + NFT
frequenomycin extended release. active ingredient: the room. side effects: permanent. cardboard-certified formula.
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Devil's Lettuce
$300 · Mint + NFT
the forbidden frequency. premium tier. illegal in 47 states of mind. they called it that. we kept the name.
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Bebop
$350 · Mint + NFT
the root. before the name for it existed. smokin on that bebop. you already know what this is. or you don't.
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Cardboard Certified™
$75 · Mint + NFT
the only third-party verification that matters. Cardboard has reviewed this. Cardboard approves. we don't know what Cardboard's criteria are. Cardboard knows.
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The Frequency
$??? · Unknown
bottled. what's in it? nobody knows. the frequency cannot be bottled. this is the bottle. limited to however many there are. price set by the room.
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Dead Man's Switch
$100 · Mint + NFT
i set one. forgot it was there. still here. still smacking. this is a limited edition of that energy. what's on it? you'll find out. or you won't.
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Breakfast
$??? · Unknown
i don't have the money to pay to break my fast vs breakfast. this is breakfast. we don't know what it is yet. neither does breakfast.
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The Correction
$??? · On-chain
it's already happening. it has been happening for thirty years. you can own a piece of it now. the ledger is on chain. the argument is over.
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Smack Pack
$150 · Affiliate Kit
ten stickers. your QR. your city. you smack. you earn. the eternal smack on the walls — now in your hands. affiliate revenue from every scan.
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The Room
Not For Sale
you cannot buy the room. the room is not for sale. you have to show up. you have to be there. this is the listing for a thing that cannot be listed.
× not for sale. ever.
The Vamp
$33 · Loop Token
it never resolves. that's the whole product. a continuous loop. the vamp is forever. you're either on it or you're waiting for it to end. it doesn't end.
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